This is how we do it
June16
It was Valentine’s. There were candles in the bath and bedroom. Soft ambient music flooded the dark room. I gave D-man his present, wrapped in elegant white & gold tissue…
D-man uncover the wrapping paper and his face lit up. He jumped up from the bed and immediately tried on his gift. “Yeah! A new groin guard!”and continued to model it in front of our full-length mirror. “I love it baby! Now I can really kick some a*s in the ring!”
In exchange, I got this yesterday.
I know we are dysfunctional but really, what else can a woman ask for. Besides, who wants to be conventional? :)
