Me: “Hello Wookie, long time no see. How have you been? What are you doing on my living room floor?”
Me: “I can’t really see you too.”
Finally had some time to get out the clippers and do something about that shaggy rug of a hairdo. But horrors of horrors, I clipped her left ear in the process and totally freaked out when I saw droplets of blood. She didn’t seem to have felt anything but my heart was in my mouth.
She was then the queen for the day. I let her up the sofa. She can have whatever I was having. I made her a 5 course dinner.
Yes, I am such a sucker.